I don't know how I missed this until now but there's a rumor that zipper tits Ellen Page is going to be Achilles in the upcoming "Odyssey" movie. So the supposed greatest warrior ever is going to be a 5' 1" woman who is probably under 125 lbs.
I don't know if this more tragic than Meryl Streep being rumored to be Aslan in the new Narnias
lol, from Brad Pitt to Ellen Page. Would be too noticeable, which is why Ellen Page will probably be Paris or something. If he is in Odyssey at all.
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If Paris is in Odyssey at all. He's a character from the Iliad and probably died.