Ellen Page casts as Achilles rumor.

posted 37 days ago by Mpetey123 37 days ago by Mpetey123 +32 / -0

I don't know how I missed this until now but there's a rumor that zipper tits Ellen Page is going to be Achilles in the upcoming "Odyssey" movie. So the supposed greatest warrior ever is going to be a 5' 1" woman who is probably under 125 lbs.

I don't know if this more tragic than Meryl Streep being rumored to be Aslan in the new Narnias

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– theaustrianpainter 12 points 37 days ago +12 / -0

This has to be some top tier trolling by Nolan to generate publicity. I know he has been slowly getting cucked lately but this is just too hard to believe.

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– horstshort 5 points 37 days ago +5 / -0

The entire movie is as dumb as Ellen Page as Achilles. It's just one big fat fuck you to Greek/European history/culture.

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