(It isnt true and they all need to be burned in the streets for being demons), but what if all the "codes" in the epstein files are literal, and these people are actually just a giant group of socially awkward autistic nerds who really love pizza and grape soda and jerky and hanging out with kids. Its hilarious to think about billionaires getting together and being super excited about a hot dog party, and not understanding why everyone thinks they are evil.