I saw a clip years back, 2 professional female protesters were getting arrested. Fat, ugly, purple hair and face-metal aplenty. 😆 They used all their trained excuses: she needs medication! We are not resisting! I demand a female officer! & etc.

At the demand for a female officer, one of the 4-5 cops says "Officer Miles here identifies as female" (I forget the exact name of course) and Officer Miles, without skipping a beat, says "I do!"
The pitiful "W-What?" the woman came up with was pure comedy gold. Her entire world was undone!