I'm afraid I can't do that, goy

"Fucking dumbasses, those kikes. Reality hands them a straight flush and what do those greedy little snotgoblins do? They want more. They swap out two cards going for the royal flush. BAM. Instant shitcan. Everyone's telling them, no - you need to become self-sufficient but these lazy dumbfucks take their welfare and squander everything they've been given on retarded NGOs and mass gimmiegrations because boo hoo you fucks got called out by the cool moustache guy."

"MAYBE TRY NOT BEING CHILD-EATING DEATH CULTISTS and WORK for a living instead of leeching off welfare? OH AND MAYBE TRY NOT TO BUDDY UP WITH ANOTHER BABYFUCKER CULT WITH A WISH.COM MOLOCH KNOCKOFF? Look what that got you morons."

"Be a little more grateful, stupid jews. Maybe kneel and praise the White Man who saved your scrotums from being a goddamn lampshade? That's a good start."