Today's episode of shit that totally happened, episode #467

I remember discovering Minecraft on /v/ for the first time just after the Summer of '09 - I was mostly on /o/ and other similar interest boards back then. Me and a group of friends picked it up and played it during recess on our own laptops because it wasn't intensive on our hardware and genuinely fun to play during the days of Alpha and Beta, when Notch was at the head of the table.

Of course, we played a bunch of (mostly Valve titles) when we were at home in front of our desktops, but outside of PSPs and DS', Minecraft was our only option by necessity, along with Happy Wheels and anything else powered by Flash that wasn't blocked by our intranet.

cawadoody

The only people who really talked about yearly warslop like those titles were the turbonormies who got excited over sportsball. The fact that COD became the biggest franchise in the world during GTA's slumber is a testament to how many times you can repackage shit with a new flavor

KILL GERMANS

KILL RUSSIANS

KILL ZOMBIE GERMANS

KILL FUTURISTIC RUSSIANS

Ah well, at least the programming did its job at dehumanizing European peoples so that when you're drafted, you don't hold back.