Hm, I'll have to expand my product line a bit, then. Something like
"You thought 4.8% APY was great, BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!"
"At your own discretion, we'll provide you with a brand-new identity for your transactions with us! Those freedom-hating nonces from marxistan will have to run circles in siberia when they try to audit you!"
Hm, I'll have to expand my product line a bit, then. Something like
"You thought 4.8% APY was great, BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!"
"At your own discretion, we'll provide you with a brand-new identity for your transactions with us! Those freedom-hating nonces from marxistan will have to run circles in siberia when they try to audit you!"