Knowing Scott, this is more his attempt at self-deprecating humor than a confession, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he would be a massive pussy for a dad. Imagine being so high on centrism (noncommittal leftism) that you cling to it despite having your life almost ruined like a decade ago because the enlightened shitlibs you were courting didn't like definitionally mild traditional reasoning you used in your blog.

Furthermore, who the fuck has Alexa in their house unironically?