In fact Im only really here for the ufos and bigfoot, shit like that is much more interesting to me than the political games and watching america fall further down the nazi germany hole.

Lol

you guys really think a minivan is going to go fast enough to run an adult male over like that?

Wheeze

[Assorted retard math on a linear 0 to 60 accelertion curve, thereby proving the earth is flat]

Stop

You can call me retarded, im pretty used to it at this point

I can't breathe

This could only be funnier if you also advised people of your favorite manifestation numbers to use to stop ICE murders for mercury's retrogade.

It's giving "you guys are dumb for poisoning our planet with nuclear power. I'm much more interested in harnessing the celestial vibrations for real, clean, infinite energy" energy.