Fuck with my morning hot showers and there's going to be war.

Yup that's your red line right there. Sure buddy. Relax everyone. "Bloodguard" has this for everyone, just as soon as they cross the red line of "fucking with his morning shower" the world is saved. Trust the plan guys.

In all seriousness it would do everyone good to cut this histrionic shit out. Venting online into echo chambers is actually a net negative because it gives the illusion that you're doing "something" as well as making you feel good emotionally. I hate the modern liberal phrase "normalising something" but we need to make a habit of reminding people that posting emotionally angry rants onto forums to anonymous strangers who are probably not even real people is just punching into a pillow. Shit, liberal women mass screaming into the sky in public is more effective at doing something because at least someone sees them.

If you don't like this, research the story enough to hold a conversation about it, and tell a real life person, in a face to face conversation something normie about it. "How crazy is it that they are going remotely control our thermostats to preserve power for data centres" Doing that small task is infinitely more effective than posting some rambo fantasy online. It's actually a small net negative.