They can be shabbos goy all they want. My point here is to drag it on and get the information from the plaintiff party. I still have the address from the politico that accused me.

Also, whatever money you think a lawyer will cost you will be peanuts in comparison to the courts and their probation and 'treatments' or 'punishments'. I've already been though a process like that, and I would never even talk to a DA for a plea deal and would force a DA to work with a defense attorney. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever work with the courts. ALWAYS force them to play their own game, no matter how irritating or upsetting they may find it.

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Lawyers cost money.

Did you expect everything in this world for free? Is your gas free at the service station? Are you groceries, rent, mortgage free? Weak argument/response. You will pay one way or another. It's just a question of how much you can minimize.

Also at a big disadvantage in any civil matter when going toe-to-toe with someone worth close to a billion dollars.

Did you miss the part that a Disorderly Conduct charge is a minor criminal offense? Matter of fact, this incident is so minor, the only reason they are charging him is because of 'oy vey'. Nothing here with this was mentioned as civil (which it is not). Also, civil cases and damages are much harder to prove in court than criminal. I suggest you contact an attorney and actually educate yourself.