with the law written the way it is, where a bureaucrat or anybody from CFIA can come on your farm
"See, that's your first mistake. First thing you do when you see an intruder is you jam their comms, blackbag them and take them to New Guantanamo Bay for interrogation. Next, play good cop, bad cop. Good cop nods along when he says he's from the canuckcom gov, makes it look like a mistake and says everything will be alright. Bad cop roughs him up, does a little waterboarding too, asks the hard questions. Gov fellers are easy to crack, so he talks. Then, make it look like he's being sent home after a "misunderstanding", then bam - shoot'em in the head. Dump the body in acid and then dump ashes on the remains to create tree-chan's favorite food."
"See, that's your first mistake. First thing you do when you see an intruder is you jam their comms, blackbag them and take them to New Guantanamo Bay for interrogation. Next, play good cop, bad cop. Good cop nods along when he says he's from the canuckcom gov, makes it look like a mistake and says everything will be alright. Bad cop roughs him up, does a little waterboarding too, asks the hard questions. Gov fellers are easy to crack, so he talks. Then, make it look like he's being sent home after a "misunderstanding", then bam - shoot'em in the head. Dump the body in acid and then dump ashes on the remains to create tree-chan's favorite food."