84 Why would you buy a 3000 dollar smart bed that can only work properly when connected to the internet (twitter.com) posted 227 days ago by evilplushie 227 days ago by evilplushie +84 / -0 37 comments share 37 comments share save hide report block hide replies
What if I sleep on a bed without a subscription? Does it snap shut and crush me inside? More importantly, why is the bed connected to the internet? Where's Uncle Ted so he can explain this shit.
Unironically close, apparently it goes into a V like shape to prevent you from using it, which is what happened here.
i imagine it then becomes a very expensive dumb bed if there's no net conn
although there's heating elements in the bed so it might be stuck on heater mode
Instead of burning a hole in your wallet, the bed just burns you alive instead.