72 Shooting at Mormon church, church set on fire. Gunman killed in shootout. Police haven't released the gunman's name yet (archive.ph) posted 254 days ago by Mpetey123 254 days ago by Mpetey123 +72 / -0 54 comments share 54 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I have so many jokes I can't make. Roughly five and a half jokes. Like, five point five something.
Also, this really is a joke. Violence is last resort, and we're already fucked if we get to that point. Literally humor only, don't @ me.
I prefer a little less than a half a joke, usually around 45%. 0.45, .45 if you will, but that's just me.
Edit: 0.45 Actual Comedy Points