Why would I want to form a relationship with: 1. A machine.

Ugly men don't have flesh and blood options. I can't say I understand it at a visceral level, but I suppose I can imagine it taking the edge off extreme loneliness.

2 A machine that wants to monetize my data and sell me shit?

I don't get that part either. Nothing good can come from having the types of people who work in big tech having access to that kind of data, especially if it's heterosexual. I imagine it's a goldmine of fetish shit for the queers though.