To all my friends that live in red voting states. You have 2 months to move.

I'm not their friend, and I will be staying right where I am. And if they think they will be able to force me out, they had better come well armed. I am set to party for days and could arm my own militia, and some of my neighbors have me outgunned by a mile.

Lefties have no clue how well armed we are. If they thought the Afghanis were a handful, they are in for a rude awakening when they try to take on Americans.