It really is tragic how dickless they are. Imagine if someone decent had lucked into their fame and wealth by making an edgy cartoon back when there weren't any costs for being edgy.

Genuinely can't imagine selling out and making slop for boomer liberals while already having that much money stored away. Even if they're too cowardly to do as Sam Hyde did and keep being controversial anyways, they could've divorced, given their 5/10s half the dosh to leave, and then fucked off to Tahiti with relatively cute new wives who are happy to have millionaire husbands.