yup. It takes a special sort of "disconnect" to think that Trump ordered fat cops to be hired & they were hired, trained and in uniform in just a few weeks!

No, no, no. Trump is just such an Evil Racist that he doesn't care how fat someone is, he just wants them to be white. Ignore Trump's absolute obsession with physical attractiveness and fitness for a second, because Orange Man is Bad. Ignore that he loves to talk about how attractive and manly the military men are, how they're absolute chads. Ignore that he loves gorgeous women, and always talks them up. He clearly doesn't care if cops are fat, he just don't be liking them colored folks! RACIST!

It's all a joke. It also doesn't mesh with their idea that he's a fascist. Because fascists also love beauty and strength. Fascists wouldn't tolerate fat cops, generally. Especially in the Capitol.