I know I'm preaching to the choir here and nothing I'm about to say is new or insightful, but holy shit there's nothing more draining than listening to some HR bitch yap as she wastes the time of people with real jobs. Look lady, I know you have to pretend that you aren't a parasite and that your adult daycare job is important, but those of us who create the excess productivity for you to leech off of have shit to do. I hear these cunts are a real joy in the dating market too, but I've been spared any first hand experience on that front.
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The worst part about HR because its existence is that they are criminally overpaid.
At all the organization's I've worked at, HR people are typically paid the same or better as the front-line revenue generating roles. There's no way the HR staff are adding that much value to the business.
Someone once told me HR was invented to give women jobs and it really seems like it to me.
I remember a story of a mining(?) company where the female office staff demanded to paid as much as the miners and in response the boss outsourced the office jobs and offered the female employees positions as miners as he couldn't directly fire them and not single one accepted.
Probably made up but amusing nonetheless.
Nah, the real version of that story would be the female office staff demanding to be paid the same as the miners getting black lung, the owner happily complies and halves the salaries of the office staff then the women successfully sue the company for fulfilling their demands.