I know I'm preaching to the choir here and nothing I'm about to say is new or insightful, but holy shit there's nothing more draining than listening to some HR bitch yap as she wastes the time of people with real jobs. Look lady, I know you have to pretend that you aren't a parasite and that your adult daycare job is important, but those of us who create the excess productivity for you to leech off of have shit to do. I hear these cunts are a real joy in the dating market too, but I've been spared any first hand experience on that front.
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At my company's last all-hands get together, I got to the dinner a few minutes early so grabbed an empty table before my teammates had arrived.
Before anyone else had joined me, one of the HR people asked, "oh hey, mind if we sit here?" which I obviously said, "sure" to because it would have been awkward to say no. So I ended up surrounded by the entire HR team, with my least favorite person in the company, the HR director, sitting in the char next to me.
Fortunately I managed to get through it without saying anything to get myself blacklisted from the entire industry.