Tomorrow's headline: "900% increase in the funding of bigotry."

But in reality, it goes: they do or say something monumentally stupid, lamentations explode over their stupid ideas, they claim they're being attacked because they're a minority, then they get exorbitant attention from women and minorities to help 'protect' them, they get to label a scapegoat class (you) who has to then pay for said protection and that protection is - you guessed it - more fucking money.

Wash, rinse, repeat.