Provide covert assistance to Iran in developing nukes. Provide rocket systems to attack israel.
Hijack missile guidance system, hit major middle eastern capitals, oil fields and places like mecca, jerulsalem, etc with failing nukes that just 'fizz'.
"Iran developed missiles because it could not compete, then attacked the nations that had left it in AD 600. We will now remove all US troops and equipment from the middle east to focus on our own boders. Drill baby drill!"
Sell war footage on pay per view to get money back.
How to fix everything in the middle east:
Provide covert assistance to Iran in developing nukes. Provide rocket systems to attack israel.
Hijack missile guidance system, hit major middle eastern capitals, oil fields and places like mecca, jerulsalem, etc with failing nukes that just 'fizz'.
"Iran developed missiles because it could not compete, then attacked the nations that had left it in AD 600. We will now remove all US troops and equipment from the middle east to focus on our own boders. Drill baby drill!"
Sell war footage on pay per view to get money back.