Israel truly is the tiny girlfriend with a big mouth talking nonstop shit at the bar until her big boyfriend America is forced to step up and fight.

Yeah, if that girlfriend is Rhonda Rousey. World-class level of dangerous, but also a bit cocky.

The greatest running disconnect is this insane idea that regime change will somehow make Israel safe.

It won't. Best case scenario is that it creates a Civil War and Israels new biggest threat is Turkey.

So what’s the real lasting solution? You’re never going to “defeat” everyone who lives in the Middle East. You can’t “beat” 1.5 billion Muslims where they live. Every evil regime will be quickly replaced by another. The only real lasting solution is to move the Jews the fuck out of that area. Then you create a unified western firewall against Islam.

I admit, this is the funniest way you've come up with "a final solution to the jewish question". Perchance we should send them to Mozambique? Zey vill need to step in to ze shoverz first...

No, the only real solution is to leave the whole area alone because it's not our problem and we can import oil from the UK and Canada. Frankly, the Israelis will be fine defending themselves. If they want to be stupid and bite off more than they can chew, they can suffer the consequences for it.

As the Sikhs showed, you just have to keep hitting the Muslims on the nose every time they invade you. They won't stop, so you just stay armed, guard your borders, and get used to it.

Right now, we have an isolated forward base triggering constant war but no firewall. We’re building mosques and importing millions of invaders while spending trillions on useless foreign wars to defend one selfish, sociopathic “colony”.

That's because it's not a colony, and we should stop treating it as such.