007 - A License To Twink (Raz0r Rants)
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Reposting my c/gaming comment since I only just made it and it used up all my funny for the day:
I don't see the problem. Brown people in the UK are the only ones allowed to operate outside the law, so it's perfect for Bond's handlers. They can crack the whip on white boy Jimmy for a Non-Crime Hate Incident if he gets uppity too.
I just got a good idea for a dramatic moment in game: James in trouble, he's outnumbered and at the mercy of a South African Boer villain; all of a sudden a gang of Bri'ish muslims storm in and start swinging at the henchmen and baddies with machetes and uprooted bollards. James is relieved, the victorious muslims all start reporting into their collar radios as M tells them 'good job boys, just drop any weapons off at the mosque.'
James: 'Wow, you lads really saved my bacon- I mean... er...'
M over radio: 'Really, 007? Another NCHI?'
lol
007 is just some random pakistani with a gun because that's who the government gave a license to kill to.
I assume all games are woke until I see evidence to the contrary. it's just easier that way.
I didn't know about James Bond Jr.
This game looks retarded.
same