A ship just hit the brooklyn bridge
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Needs more "The phallic bridge towers and offensively rigid deck were oppressing the womyns as they were in the womanly fluid embrace of the river".
The analogy is perfect because the river is full of shit and has killed thousands of depressed men yet remains cold and indifferent.