Sure wish I had the sort of power to respond with "Boko Haram of England has fined us several million dollars due to a report done by one of our citizens on exposing the paki-bongistani sex slave trafficking. Clearly, this is a demand for 'jizya' because they are lazy parasites. In response to their harassment of our banking services, we are preparing a saturation missile campaign to remove these arrogant roaches. Shock and awe! It will be wild!"

... someday.