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posted ago by LastRights ago by LastRights +56 / -0

In case any of you had the idea of testing out the new Witcher animated movie: it's Netflix all right.

It has all the formulaic hallmarks of a Netflix production. While the over-all percentage of DEI characters was kept to a bare minimum, the king was mid-way through revealed to have married a woman of 'swarthy skin' (African) and his son is of mixed race. (He immediately looked suspicious in a Netflix way.) The rest all appear to be Caucasian, although they did flirt with a white looking 'princess' with an Arab wardrobe and retinue.

Story: The fighting and the story arc are, of course, dominated and moved forward by women. How can it not be? It's basically 'The Little Mermaid', but ran through a Witcher universe meat grinder. And for some inexplicable reason (Netflix) they gave the underwater witch a musical number when she tells of the potion that can give the mermaid princess legs, just like in 'The Little Mermaid', rofl.

Voice acting: The voice acting is hysterically bad for one of the female characters, but is over all passable. (Obligatory DEI voice actors in the list.)

Action: The action is actually well-choreographed (they make use of digital models), but you care little for the outcome due to the Netflix curse of who really gives a shit what happens.

Animation quality: somewhat superior than a DC animated movie (bigger budget, no doubt) but still has the same anemic and lifeless feel of a DC animated movie.

Verdict: stylish looking trash.