Listen cunt,

I don't know who's dick you sucked to get a job.  This is simple.  Answer me one fucking question.  "If we fired you today,  what wouldn't be working tomorrow?"

That dread you feel?  It's the realization that you could have been asking YOURSELF this question the entire time.

Now,  go find a new dick to suck,  and stop whining about it.

-- Taxpayers