Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the best presidential library. No one has ever done a better job than I have. My administration was the best ever, believe me. We made America great again and this library shows just how great we were.

I want to thank the fake news media, especially ABC News, for their generous $15 million dollar donation to this fantastic library. They know they can't win a lawsuit against me so they paid up. That's a small price to pay for avoiding the wrath of the Donald.

This library is the best because it shows my amazing accomplishments. We had the biggest stock market gains, the lowest unemployment in history, and I made the strongest deals. Nobody knows more about deals than I do.

So I say to everyone here today, come see this beautiful library. It's the most magnificent presidential library ever built. The marble, the gold, the huge portraits of me - it's all here. I built a lot of great stuff and this is the best of them all.