101 Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different (babylonbee.com) posted 16 days ago by Kienan 16 days ago by Kienan +101 / -0 Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different U.S. — Citizens in the most obese, unhealthy country on the face of the planet have expressed concern that new Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. might try to do a few things differently. 13 comments share 13 comments share save hide report block hide replies
It's not (just) that everyone's overeating.
We're being poisoned.
That's true, but people are overeating too.
If you've not spent a lot of time around basic women they consume enough calories in their daily "little treats" to feed them for the entire day, and that's just side snacks outside of main meals.
Perhaps I should've put a "just" in there.
In fact, I think I will. You can click the eraser to see the original anyway.
You Can (Not) Rephrase
And we're over-eating that poison.
The poison is designed to be addictive and destroy our bodies' natural ability to feel satiation.