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Looking for an old indie game, making fun of/playing homage to Sargon, Anybody have a functional link to sargoy: welcome to cukkad?
posted 1 year ago by yeldarb1983 1 year ago by yeldarb1983 +19 / -0

Fun game, even if you're not a fan of the people the playable characters are based on.

Edit: thanks to u/patrikstar24 for the upload

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– SoctaticMethod1 6 points 1 year ago +6 / -0

Sorry, they actually made a vindictive game based on Sargon?

I know 40K has some kind of spiteful Sargon reference in it (as Arch is literally voldermort to them) but someone made an actual game?

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– LibertyPrimeWasRight 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

Knowing nothing other than the title, "Sargoy: Welcome to Cukkad" sounds less like a vindictive lefty made it and more like it was made by someone on the dissident/alt/whatever you want to call it right who thinks Sargon is too moderate.

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– SoctaticMethod1 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah, those guys. They were the kind of scream into the void, blackpill/ accelerationist types that oddly would have the energy to make this.

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– yeldarb1983 [S] 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

guy went by the handle David albrecht, so that's plausible. I honestly don't remember for sure.

I do remember everybody featured in it (with the possible exception of chris ray gun) let's played it at some point.

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– yeldarb1983 [S] 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

I'm not sure if it was a fan, or somebody who hated sargon, but it was a legitimately fun, if somewhat dated game. It had four playable characters last I heard (sargon himself, armored skeptic, shoeonhead, and harmful opinions) I might have to go through about fifty old hard drives and see if I still have the rar/zip somewhere...

here's somebody playing it to give you an idea... graphics are pretty much what you'd expect for an indy game, but the gameplay is fantastic...

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– SoctaticMethod1 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

Damn from that list of characters it sounds VERY dated given that Armoured Skeptic kinda fell off on his own, Harmful Opinions don't hear much of and Shoeonhead is on her motherhood arc right now.

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– yeldarb1983 [S] 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

yeah, it was fun, though. it was this combination of a tower defense and a third-person shooter, and the in-jokes were really just the icing on the cake...

actually, I think Chris Raygun was added to the roster at one point as well... course he's got TDS out the wazoo at this point...

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– AcidOverlord 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

Chris got TDS? He was this close to being MAGA when he was making Socjus The Musical. What happened?

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– PatrikStar24 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

He started dating Laci Green, and reading between the lines suggests that they were fucking as well. He fell off the wagon shortly after.

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– deleted 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0
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– yeldarb1983 [S] 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

I'm not sure, I remember hearing that he supposedly stopped hanging out with Sargon over the latter's support of trump, though.

To be honest, I kinda stopped watching him after the beCandid scandal...

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– Archie78 0 points 1 year ago +0 / -0

Immediately after her hard turn to port

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– yeldarb1983 [S] 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

linked a comment in the OP where somebody shared a copy if you're interested.

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– PatrikStar24 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

I'm surprised anybody else remembers this little indie-made game.

Here is a zipped file upload straight from my computer, if you don't mind this copy having a bit of save data (Sargon is close to fully upgraded, and all his weapons unlocked, all other characters are level 1 basically).

Edit: The creator had a link at one point, but it expired or was taken down.

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– yeldarb1983 [S] 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

thank you...I've been hunting this thing forever, lol.

now hopefully, I can get it running under linux...

if you don't mind this copy having a bit of save data

It's okay, I'll figure it out =)

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– Benevolentdictator 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

Sargon had an impromptu YT stream on his own channel this evening as monetization was allowed back on his Sargon of Akkad channel without warning after 5 years in the phantom zone.

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– yeldarb1983 [S] 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

lmao.

trump effect?

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