If you want true NSFL, go read the Kiwi Farms "SRS Horror" thread. There's an ongoing drama over there right now of a troon who went into surgery to get his dick mutilated, his surgeon punched a hole in his rectum instead, and now he has a literal second asshole with shit constantly leaking out of his new cavity. Bonus: They can't give him too many painkillers because the side effect of constipation would make the situation worse. "I don't like anal" is surface level NSFL compared to that thread.
Although there are skin patches for slow-release of painkillers, systemic effect of opioids reduce bowel mouvement and tend to make harder and dryer stools.
Still causes less conspitation that taking via pills.
If the doctor has two brain cells he will switch the patient on different painkillers instead of increasing doses ( there is very little cross-tolerance for painkillers acting at different points of pain transmission, and tolerance drops fast so a former drug can be used again later ).
Not sure if patches are still prescribed/sold in the USA. Drug dealers would sell the patches to junkies who would eat the gel inside the patch no matter how foul-taisting they made it. Overblown problem since the near-totality of black-market opioids for recreational use come from China.
''The expert'' solution to quickly-increasing opioids overdoses from imported Chinese fentanyl since 2000 was to take more and more patients off painkillers. Since that didn't work, they were down to arguing we need to take cancer patients off opioids, at which point they finally had a ''are we fucking monsters?'' moment and back-tracked a bit.
I understand the USA and several countries had a massive crisis due to pharmaceutical companies giving kickbacks to doctors for prescribing oxycodone like candy and the above paragraph is a part of the over-correction to that.
If you want true NSFL, go read the Kiwi Farms "SRS Horror" thread. There's an ongoing drama over there right now of a troon who went into surgery to get his dick mutilated, his surgeon punched a hole in his rectum instead, and now he has a literal second asshole with shit constantly leaking out of his new cavity. Bonus: They can't give him too many painkillers because the side effect of constipation would make the situation worse. "I don't like anal" is surface level NSFL compared to that thread.
Not for all the coins in Scrooge McDuck's vault.
Can't the painkillers be injected or applied with skin patches?
I'd also think that they could sew the wound back together.
Regardless, this stuff is Unit 731 nightmarish.
Although there are skin patches for slow-release of painkillers, systemic effect of opioids reduce bowel mouvement and tend to make harder and dryer stools.
Still causes less conspitation that taking via pills.
If the doctor has two brain cells he will switch the patient on different painkillers instead of increasing doses ( there is very little cross-tolerance for painkillers acting at different points of pain transmission, and tolerance drops fast so a former drug can be used again later ).
Not sure if patches are still prescribed/sold in the USA. Drug dealers would sell the patches to junkies who would eat the gel inside the patch no matter how foul-taisting they made it. Overblown problem since the near-totality of black-market opioids for recreational use come from China.
''The expert'' solution to quickly-increasing opioids overdoses from imported Chinese fentanyl since 2000 was to take more and more patients off painkillers. Since that didn't work, they were down to arguing we need to take cancer patients off opioids, at which point they finally had a ''are we fucking monsters?'' moment and back-tracked a bit.
I understand the USA and several countries had a massive crisis due to pharmaceutical companies giving kickbacks to doctors for prescribing oxycodone like candy and the above paragraph is a part of the over-correction to that.