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Intelligence.
Walk to the other side of the tree.
Or go get a taller ladder. Or get a cheap grabby claw on a stick. Or shake the damn tree.
To fit in with the leftist mantra of working together.
Walk to the fucking other side of the tree and work together so you can get the apples TWICE AS FAST..
But this is the left so they don't want to spend all the time working for it.
Or, trade your labour of clearing branches and leaves to the person on the other side of the tree in exchange for apples? If the tree leans to one side, it'll be dropping more debris on that side and will require more work than a single person can provide to keep tidy.
It's as though there's already a clear and widely used solution to this problem.
What if I don't like apples? Who's going to give me oranges?