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Valhalla insulted me, annoyed me and wasted my time enough that I didn’t bother finishing it, nor picking up Mirage. Far Cry 6 was clearly going to be woke commie garbage, so I avoided that one too. Now they’re offering me nigger buttfucking in feudal Japan and Ma’am Solo (which basically appears to be Skull and Bones with a space reskin).
Proud to say I haven’t given this company a dime in almost 5 years now (like many of us). When Larry Fink’s cheques eventually stop clearing, they’re going to be in a world of trouble.
Did not even bother with Valhalla, even though the viking setting sounded cool.
The setting was undoubtedly cool. First few hours of the game in Norway are actually very enjoyable.
Then you hit England and it’s basically “enter a territory, befriend the king/lord, help them fight some bad guys, get a little Raven statue on your England map” about 20 times. Repetitive copy/paste laziness from the devs.
And of course, endless moments of cringey current day peppered throughout, thanks to the sweet babies. I kept hearing myself muttering, “fuck you, game…”
After a while I was just like, “what the hell are you doing with your life 😒” and quit out of apathy.
I haven’t played most of their games in years because they’re all kind of the same. Gay black samurai in feudal Japan doesn’t help, but they were already just rehashes of the same thing filled with stupid fetch quests. Assassin’s Creed was pretty cool. Then they made a million of them with minor differences.
It’ll be an 80 hour game where 60 hours of it was you going around collecting pens and feathers and assorted bullshit. Not what I’m particularly interested in when it’s a game themed after assassins or shooting or something.
Valhalla was so bad looking that even as someone who put 100hours into 100%ing Odyssey right before it came out it couldn't interest me.
Like they had stumbled into a great "turn off your brain, do some mindless but fun enough tasks" system. And they couldn't keep it going into a second game with an even more fitting setting for it.