I can be a lazy sonofabitch, sadly. I let something sit for a while, because I'm too autistic (not literally) to do things in a sensible and linear fashion.

Well, what do you know, it turned out good anyway.

I just turned a gallon of store-bought juice into actually fucking delicious 14%+ ABV fruit wine.

Tastes a fair bit like a brandy. And very on-brand for my current piratical mood.

I. MADE. GOOD. BOOZE.

Get on my level, scrubs.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.