After killing 45,000 people from negligent homicide during the Covid lockdowns, Gov. Cuomo resigned due to a manufactured scandal about touching women's faces and being Italian. In his place, Kathy Hochul ran against the argument that crime rates in New York had risen ever since the Black National Socialist Kristallnacht of 2020. She declared that rising crime rates from policies like defunding the police, refusing to prosecute criminals, and refusing to hold criminals to support "bail reform", were a vast right-wing conspiracy theory, and that there was no issue with crime in Democratic cities you fucking racist, sexist, drumpf-tard.

Since then she has decided to send the military to quell the non-existent crime from the obviously delusional maniacs who transit the subways. Despite violent batteries and rapes that have been filmed on the NYC subway system, any evidence of crime occurring in said subway system is a figment of your imagination.

Abortions will be happily provided to any rape victims who are impregnated by imaginary criminals.