64 Rumor: Disney Wants Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow as a side character to trick people in to seeing the Female-Led ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ (boundingintocomics.com) posted 282 days ago by Galean 282 days ago by Galean +64 / -0 Rumor: Disney Wants Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow To Appear As Side Character In Female-Led 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' A new rumor claims Disney wants Johnny Depp to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in their female-led 'Pirates of the Caribbean' film. 34 comments share 34 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Oh don't worry buddy that degenerate cokehead that was routinely assaulted by his ex-wife is gonna the world show that he is based as fuck.
Or not. More likely he'll just take the check and order another cargo ship full of llamas and a kilo of Peru's finest powder.