I'm already concerned that if I visited California for even one day, I'd somehow be stuck with paying California taxes from another state for the rest of my life.
Visiting California will be like a Spec Ops mission in the future. Do not bring your credit cards. Buy only with cash. Do not bring your own cell phone. Use a burner phone purchased with cash. Be picked up by someone with a California license plate at the border, and in a nondescript location. Wear plain clothes and sunglasses or a hat to disguise your identity. Do not eat the local food or drink local water if possible. Limit your exposure to Californian citizens and their discussions or entertainment to 20 minutes per day. Excess exposure can lead to elevated heart rate, high blood pressure, nausea, stroke, aneurysm, and suicidal tendencies.
"Hello, Citizen KekistanPM_$autofillFromForm, you are receiving this bill for $1,294,395.77 for the reason of you transited through Gavin Newsom People's Air Transport Center (formerly LAX) on Second Seventh, KwaHauFest PNE 4 (December 14, 2023). This bill must be paid in its entirety withing 72 hours."
I'm already concerned that if I visited California for even one day, I'd somehow be stuck with paying California taxes from another state for the rest of my life.
Visiting California will be like a Spec Ops mission in the future. Do not bring your credit cards. Buy only with cash. Do not bring your own cell phone. Use a burner phone purchased with cash. Be picked up by someone with a California license plate at the border, and in a nondescript location. Wear plain clothes and sunglasses or a hat to disguise your identity. Do not eat the local food or drink local water if possible. Limit your exposure to Californian citizens and their discussions or entertainment to 20 minutes per day. Excess exposure can lead to elevated heart rate, high blood pressure, nausea, stroke, aneurysm, and suicidal tendencies.
"Hello, Citizen KekistanPM_$autofillFromForm, you are receiving this bill for $1,294,395.77 for the reason of you transited through Gavin Newsom People's Air Transport Center (formerly LAX) on Second Seventh, KwaHauFest PNE 4 (December 14, 2023). This bill must be paid in its entirety withing 72 hours."