Visiting California will be like a Spec Ops mission in the future. Do not bring your credit cards. Buy only with cash. Do not bring your own cell phone. Use a burner phone purchased with cash. Be picked up by someone with a California license plate at the border, and in a nondescript location. Wear plain clothes and sunglasses or a hat to disguise your identity. Do not eat the local food or drink local water if possible. Limit your exposure to Californian citizens and their discussions or entertainment to 20 minutes per day. Excess exposure can lead to elevated heart rate, high blood pressure, nausea, stroke, aneurysm, and suicidal tendencies.
This reads like a shitpost but it's fucking real because I was really creeped out by the behaviour towards the Chinese visiting, funny how fast that got memory holed.
Visiting California will be like a Spec Ops mission in the future. Do not bring your credit cards. Buy only with cash. Do not bring your own cell phone. Use a burner phone purchased with cash. Be picked up by someone with a California license plate at the border, and in a nondescript location. Wear plain clothes and sunglasses or a hat to disguise your identity. Do not eat the local food or drink local water if possible. Limit your exposure to Californian citizens and their discussions or entertainment to 20 minutes per day. Excess exposure can lead to elevated heart rate, high blood pressure, nausea, stroke, aneurysm, and suicidal tendencies.
Reading this makes me wish SCP hadn't been taken over by faggots.
This reads like a shitpost but it's fucking real because I was really creeped out by the behaviour towards the Chinese visiting, funny how fast that got memory holed.