And not by crashing the economy and leaving you jobless! No, he has a brilliant plan!

Zero-emissions buses, powered by unicorn farts and that magical fairy piss pouring from the outlets in your walls, not that filthy fossil fuel! Funding road and infrastructure improvements, just like Obama did (that never happened)! Trying to undo the fuckup that is Amtrak by throwing money at it (just like how we fixed the Postal Service)! Mo' bettah buses, even mo' and bettah than the magical ones from Point One! Mo' and bettah roads and bridges, even mo' and bettah than in Point Two!

And all powered by Diversity, Inclusion and Equity, because they are our strengf.