Now see, in internet years I'm a fucking dinosaur, I remember there being an ice age, a solar radiation blasted hell Scape, the opposite of an ice age and now merely change. On top of that something about aquarius and some ancient civilisations calender ran out of rocks so the world was going to implode or something
At least with the Ozone layer they proposed an actual solution to that was feasible and reasonable. Which is something they never do in any other case.
And even if it was a lie, it got women to stop choking all of us to death with hairspray daily so we all still benefited from it.
These were the ones my textbooks were pushing in elementary school in the early 90s. Our teachers had us convinced one day the rain was going to burn our skin off if we didn't thunberg our parents into carpooling.
Wasn't it the 70s? Then 80s? 90s? 2010s? 2020? Now 2030 lol.
Now see, in internet years I'm a fucking dinosaur, I remember there being an ice age, a solar radiation blasted hell Scape, the opposite of an ice age and now merely change. On top of that something about aquarius and some ancient civilisations calender ran out of rocks so the world was going to implode or something
You forgot the ozone layer and acid rain. Possibly also forgot El Nino, La Nina and La Cucaracha.
At least with the Ozone layer they proposed an actual solution to that was feasible and reasonable. Which is something they never do in any other case.
And even if it was a lie, it got women to stop choking all of us to death with hairspray daily so we all still benefited from it.
These were the ones my textbooks were pushing in elementary school in the early 90s. Our teachers had us convinced one day the rain was going to burn our skin off if we didn't thunberg our parents into carpooling.
the air is warmer, so we need communism.
Also note the "in summers" part. I remember when they were saying everything would melt and we'd basically never have ice again.
i remember watching a movie in 5th grade about how we'd have to wear hazmat suits outside to play baseball.
Always 8 to 10 years away.
They've been promising that most of my life, and was supposed to happen 5 or 10 times since the year 2000