I know I'm preaching to the choir in saying how much of a train wreck this is looking to be, I'm just laughing at how they got a Latina Snow White and a 'diverse cast' instead of dwarfs and paint them as thieves and revolutionaries.
Tdlr if you don't want to watch it: rumour is Snow White joins up with 'robin hood' like bandits and starts a revolution against the evil queen. She also doesn't shack up with a prince but another bandit.
She also doesn't shack up with a prince but another bandit.
Of course. The Clown World version of the fairy tale is that she lets every villain in the universe raw dog her. Once she has a triple digit body count and several bastard children in tow she "settles" for Prince Charming and makes him raise the villains' kids. She demands a feminist relationshit from him and expects him to have the "emotional maturity" to understand that her wild sex days are behind her. It's just occasional starfish if he's a good little cuck. But if one of those villains comes back she'll be a dirty nasty slut for him, just like old times. Then in the end she divorce rapes Prince Charming and steals his kingdom.
I know I'm preaching to the choir in saying how much of a train wreck this is looking to be, I'm just laughing at how they got a Latina Snow White and a 'diverse cast' instead of dwarfs and paint them as thieves and revolutionaries.
Tdlr if you don't want to watch it: rumour is Snow White joins up with 'robin hood' like bandits and starts a revolution against the evil queen. She also doesn't shack up with a prince but another bandit.
Of course. The Clown World version of the fairy tale is that she lets every villain in the universe raw dog her. Once she has a triple digit body count and several bastard children in tow she "settles" for Prince Charming and makes him raise the villains' kids. She demands a feminist relationshit from him and expects him to have the "emotional maturity" to understand that her wild sex days are behind her. It's just occasional starfish if he's a good little cuck. But if one of those villains comes back she'll be a dirty nasty slut for him, just like old times. Then in the end she divorce rapes Prince Charming and steals his kingdom.
https://youtu.be/rksKvZoUCPQ?si=NbkDD2Ew7pRZ8hp5
lol. Also inb4 all of the "bandits" are black. Disney can't stop being accidentally based.
Slush Brown & the 7 bandidos.
Ladies do love a bad boy. I suppose bandits make more sense than short men in this feminist hell scape.
The fun one is when you consider that they changed them to bandits at the same time they made them "diverse".
What did the SJW's mean by this?