All of these NPCs responding with coomer accusations gave me an idea. If you run into one of these, try to turn it around on them. Ask them why they enjoy getting off to uggos. Tell them they're projecting and that they're clearly the ones thinking about jerking off or they wouldn't have brought it up to begin with. I doubt it would accomplish anything, but they're clearly just trolling and you can either ignore them or troll them back.