'Barbie' Director Greta Gerwig To Write And Direct Two Films For Netflix Based On C.S. Lewis' 'The Chronicles Of Narnia'
A new report claims that Barbie director Greta Gerwig will direct at least two films based on C.S. Lewis' The Chronicles of Narnia.
They're gonna cast a panther to play Aslan.
The beavers will be Marxists.
The queen will be a misunderstood environmentalist.
Susan and Lucy will have to teach Peter how to be a hero.
Tumnus will be raging faggot.
Oh, and Edmund will be a closeted troon and/or white supremacist.