I remember an episode of Super Chicken where the villain demanded a ransom of “one jillion dollars” and the characters just referred to that as if it was a real number. That’s what the SF reparations are gonna be like, “I got my jillion!” Same as everyone else got…

Though I tell you, I am looking forward to the fights over who qualifies and who doesn’t. There are gonna be black guys whose ancestors weren’t here early enough, or can’t prove it, or otherwise don’t quite make the cut and there’s gonna be some WARS in the black community, man. Nothing tears people apart like money. I don’t know if anything can stop the chokehold the woke religion has upon society, but maybe the one thing that could do it is a split among the reparation-hounds over who is “black enough” to get the jillion dollars and who isn’t. While every woke believer with a Twitter account is fighting all the others over that, maybe normal society can creep back in.