"By spending Boston's American Rescue Plan funds on tuition-free community college, we're making a long-term investment in Boston’s greatest resource, our people," said City Councilor Kenzie Bok, chair of the Council’s Committee on Boston’s Covid-19 Recovery. "I'm very proud that the Council and the Mayor could work together with Congresswoman Pressley to expand resident access to free high-quality educational opportunities, which is critical to bridging economic and racial inequality while meeting the needs of our growing industries. This initiative will have huge positive ripple effects in our local economy and community."

Ah yes, illegals, the greatest resource we have.

"All immigrants are key members of our community who contribute to our vibrant culture and economy," said Monique Tú Nguyen, Executive Director of the Mayor's Office for Immigrant Advancement. "They kept our essential industries running throughout the pandemic, despite the disproportionate impacts of COVID-19 on our BIPOC communities. Providing equal access to all residents, regardless of migratory status, honors their current contributions and invests in their potential in shaping Boston’s future. Now that all Bostonians are eligible to take tuition free community college classes – we hope many undocumented residents will enroll in this program."

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"Expanding access to tuition-free community college in Boston is a vital milestone in equipping our city's residents with the tools they need to pursue their dreams and secure a brighter future," said Boston Public Schools Superintendent Mary Skipper. "By removing a financial barrier, this investment adds another option for our students to access a postsecondary opportunity immediately following high school graduation and increase our overall college-going rates. Having a professional certification and credentials will also enable individuals to access high-quality jobs in high-demand industries.

I'm noticing a trend here...