31 It’s honestly amusing at this point. (media.kotakuinaction2.win) posted 1 year ago by FartFag5000 1 year ago by FartFag5000 +32 / -1 52 comments download share 52 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
Wanna' bet that the father will be a self-induced immaculate conception (like with Anakin) because Rey don't need no man?
I also assume it will be a girl and black.
And then, coincidentally, we find out that Finn is her roommate.
No, women were obsessed with Rey and Kylo as a couple.
Kylo's Force ghost is the father.
So, I'm technically right...
The whole "immaculate conception" angle was dumb even when it was George Lucas trying to sell it. I've always just assumed that Shmi was lying.
"Master Gui-Gon, it's good to see you again! It's been, what, ten years?"