Stop letting cringe white women control serious twitter accounts. This isn't TikTok. Who the fuck wrote this?
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They couldn't even bother with actual history. I mean I know their sheep would understand fighting Hitler. There are centuries of heroes and villains.
Actually, I have no idea what most of this is anyway. Who the hell are all these made up things? I only recognize half of them.
Harry Potter - Fictional child wizard
Na’Vi - Fictional giant blue aliens from the movie Avatar
Han Solo - Rogue smuggler from Star Wars
Shawshank - Fictional prison from the movie Shawshank Redemption
Death Star - Fictional moon sized space station that blows up planets. Also Star Wars.
Harkonnens - Fictional faction from the Dune novels, regarded as evil.
Thanos - Fictional villain from Marvel Comics
William Wallace - REAL historical figure. Who was drawn and quartered by the English, so not a good choice here.
I considered making a list like this but with far more shitposting.
Harry Potter - Forms an armed militia
Na’Vi - Forms an armed militia
Han Solo - Forms an armed militia. Also eventually turned into a deadbeat dad whose son goes on to be a school shooter type until the next movie ignores this but by this point said school shooter type has already murdered his own father
Escaping Shawshank - Involved crawling through shit, so these dumbasses will feel right at home
Blowing up the Death Star - Done by forming an armed militia. Additionally, blowing up the DS didn't actually do much except prevent the Yavin IV moon from being blown up because the Empire just built another one. As did others.
Fighting the Harkonnens - Done by forming an armed militia... Also if the Harkonnens looked like they did in the 80s movie, Feyd was literally played by Sting, everyone on social media would be trampling over each other to beg and worship him
Challening Thanos - Done by forming an armed militia... Willing to bet a lot of these idiots would support Thanos scaled pop controls, of others ofc
William Wallace - Forms an armed militia.
I'm sensing a pattern here 🔫🔫🔫
It's all the same wet dream to the teenage girl NATO official who wrote it.
Which ironically boils down to "form an armed militia" in almost every example, except Shawshank which involves crawling through miles of literal shit.
By William Wallace they mean the guy from Braveheart.
He didn't win in that movie either