Rumour, Legend of Zelda being made by Illumination
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Or surround him with multiple women who are much more capable.
Gerudo cockblock harem incoming!
While dated OoT info there's also Zelda obviously, her bodyguard, the fish princess, Link's bff Saria, the 3 Fairies, and Malon the pony girl.
Can't have Link getting and romantic ideas so they shall all now be specifically lesbian and/or in a relationship with an "actual woman" who has a beard bigger than Brian Blessed. Or even simply is Brian Blessed.
And of course any actual scenes of intimacy must be kept modular enough they can be cut for international releases like happens with any new production because despite how "popular" such things are it's still verboten in China and money talks.