Rumour, Legend of Zelda being made by Illumination
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Probably. While the Zelda games are generally always about Link going around getting 3 orbs/things representing the 3 powers of the Tri-Force, then the Master Sword, then 7 crystals in some dark/shadow world the title is "Legend of Zelda" so almost too low a hanging fruit for some Woke Left subversive would take as an invitation to make it all about Zelda while Link will be some goofy hwuite male who gets all the credit despite lucking into winning against whatever Big Bad is used, be that GanonChad or some nebulous concept like 'The Patriarchy'.
And shills will repeat the line of "It's the 'Legend of Zelda' not Link, bigot!".
Modern adaptations are trash and the ones making them continually fall upwards to ruin more and more franchises.
Or surround him with multiple women who are much more capable.
Gerudo cockblock harem incoming!
While dated OoT info there's also Zelda obviously, her bodyguard, the fish princess, Link's bff Saria, the 3 Fairies, and Malon the pony girl.
Can't have Link getting and romantic ideas so they shall all now be specifically lesbian and/or in a relationship with an "actual woman" who has a beard bigger than Brian Blessed. Or even simply is Brian Blessed.
And of course any actual scenes of intimacy must be kept modular enough they can be cut for international releases like happens with any new production because despite how "popular" such things are it's still verboten in China and money talks.
I am so tired of hearing this whenever so called Legend of Zelda fans are talking about the new game. its always the same thing.
"I want Zelda playable in her own game because I am a closeted tranny and playing as a female will get me off... I-I mean because zElDa ShOuLd Be PlAyAbLe In HER OWN GAME!!!! It IsNt CaLlEd ThE lEgEnD oF LiNk BiGoT REEEEEEEEEE!!!111!"